Cryptopsy “None So Vile” T-Shirt

Own a piece of extreme metal history with the Cryptopsy “None So Vile” T-Shirt, featuring the album’s iconic, grotesque artwork that defined brutal technical death metal. Released in 1996, None So Vile revolutionized the genre with Lord Worm’s inhuman vocals, Flo Mounier’s blistering drums, and labyrinthine riffs—a landmark record that inspired generations of bands from Nile to Archspire. This tee isn’t just merch; it’s a tribute to uncompromising sonic savagery.

Why This Tee Demands Devotion:

• Iconic Visual Brutality: The album’s visceral artwork (originally by Ioannis) embodies Cryptopsy’s chaotic intensity—a must-have for collectors of death metal iconography.

• Pit-Surviving Construction: 220 GSM heavyweight cotton, reinforced collar, and double-stitched seams. Engineered to endure stage dives, sweat-drenched gigs, and endless washes without fading.

• True-to-Size Aggression: Unisex regular cut with a balanced fit—roomy for movement, tailored to avoid a sloppy silhouette. Pre-shrunk fabric ensures consistency.

• Ethical & Authentic: Digitally printed with eco-friendly, crack-resistant ink. Honors the band’s legacy without bootleg shortcuts.

Legacy of Chaos:

Hailing from Montreal, Cryptopsy’s None So Vile (1996) remains a benchmark for technical extremity. Tracks like “Slit Your Guts” and “Crown of Horns” redefined brutality with jazz-infused complexity. This shirt salutes an album that still terrifies and inspires—26 years later.

For the Brotherhood Of:

• Tech-death purists and OSDM collectors

• Musicians dissecting Flo Mounier’s drum patterns

• Fans valuing merch that mirrors musical ferocity